List #1
The first rule of Chuck Norris is: You do not talk about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the